darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

(Source: khione)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

(Source: settles)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal)

itslatingirl:

instagram

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)